Obama v. Hillary McCain? Democrat v. Republicrat? Patty Duke?

– 7 Mar 08, The Almost Daily Binx – San Jose, CA – by Binx101

“Something is Rotten in the State of Denmark”

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The continuous delays of releasing Tax returns not withstanding -this famous exclamation from William Shakespeare’s Hamlet, “is used to describe corruption or a situation in which something is wrong.” – Bartleby’s Quotes – Bartlelby.com

But perhaps tax returns aren’t the only issue. Perhaps the Hillary McCain alliance was built long ago as plan B. Here’s our brief overview:

Hillary and McCain announce plans to meet with Cindy Sheehan in Sep 08

Hillary: McCain better than Obama

February 3, Fox News allegedly innocently manipulates McCain and Hillary into speaking with each other

Bill Clinton from NYT Political Blog – The Caucus – Full 25 Jan 08 Article Here – “She and John McCain are very close,” he said. “They always laugh that if they wound up being the nominees of their party, it would be the most civilized election in American history and they’re afraid they’d put the voters to sleep because they like and respect each other.”

Hillary McCain – It’s The Patty Duke Show

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We were incredibly moved by the unity of John McCain and Hillary Clinton. Then it dawned on us – two of a kind ??

Meet Cathy, who’s lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Patty’s only seen the sights
A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights —
What a crazy pair!

But they’re cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.

Where Cathy adores a minuet,
The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette,
Our Patty loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes her lose control —
What a wild duet!

Still, they’re cousins,
Identical cousins and you’ll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike —
You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.
Download the them song at Todd Fuller’s SitcomsOnline

Our Sincere Apologies

We were unable cope with any Democrat aiding and abetting the Hillary Clinton campaign for reaching so far into the pandering bag after realizing that Obama was very attractive to swing voters. Additionally she has intimated that she has already been President, a close confidant during decision making times, and has been a steward of the people’s trust – therefore tested. Apparently, her sole commitment to deliver a health-care solution in the last decade was a total bust – done in the dark – and to NO avail … but we digress.

Our apology is for having some fun with an issue that is not at funny. That being said – we were unable to produce any written word that wasn’t apparently hate filled and offensive and further damage to the seriously wounded Democratic message. We decided instead, to chill … and have a brief chortle. We hope you did too.

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One Response

  1. HILLARY NEEDS TO SIT DOWN: THE MAN FOR THE COUNTRY IS BARACK OBAMA. WE’RE DONE WITH THE OLD POLITICS OF SLAM YOUR OPPONENT. BOMB, BOMB McBUSH AND BILLARY –WE DON’T NEED.

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