Cheese S. Rice: Bush Administration Lord and Saviour

-3 April 08, The Almost Daily Binx, San Jose, CA; by Binx101

The christians (small ‘c’)

“… special kind of military industrial complex with religion bringing us a Cheese S. that speaks directly to demented world leaders …”

From where in Cheese’s name did they come?  Apparently they came right from under our nose where they were mixing it up with actual Christians that were so eager to serve,  they dove deep into their shallow pockets in order that others could thrive better than they themselves could survive.  Indeed, a union of great sacrifice, determination and the faith-filled good intentions of average hard working American Christians were shanghaied by the small ‘c’ christians as they mixed a special kind of military industrial complex with religion bringing us a Cheese S. that speaks directly to demented world leaders and instructs them to attack other sovereign Nations with other fist pumping american (small ‘a’) christians cheering them on and attributing all world disorder to Liberal (big ‘L’) Communist (big ‘C’) sympathizers.

Foolishness

  “No fooling.”

However, the christians’ focus remained on the magical collection basket and how easy the Christians made it look.  Cheese S. Rice!!!  It is almost fool-proof.  That is to say the plan requires a continuous abundance of fools, previously fooled; and, without fooling around, the fools lead other fools to assist in keeping the foolish from fouling up the foolishness.  No fooling.

How it Works

“… it is referred to as Cheese’s Will.”

Things that are clearly explainable by invoking the rule book – are called ‘Teachings’.  If it is not explained in the rule book but still requires understanding it is referred to as ‘Having Faith’.  If it does not immediately increase the bottom line of the christian Corporation it is called ‘Dogma.’  However, when opportunities arise to increase the net worth of the christian Corporation and its board of directors – it is referred to as ‘Cheese’s Will.’

How Crude !

“… an abundance of disgruntled imbeciles.”

More simply stated, the christians, (as opposed to Christians) have managed to secularize a Deity that rules over the World currency and oil.  While the term  ‘secularized Deity’ may appear to be an oxymoron, it is our observation that the entire christian process is very heavily reliant on an abundance of disgruntled imbeciles. Again, we feel compelled to remind the reader that we are referring to the christians, and not Christians, albeit there is some similiarity in tactics.

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