Obama Stepping Up – Bush Falling Down – Media Doing Schtick

A Cultural Smorgasbord

Not for nothin’ but …

this dialectical delight has traveled the world

This column is going to employ a timeless and original piece of Brooklyn linguistics as an expressive literary device.  It may, in fact, be the only etymological tool of its kind.  One that expresses dismay, disbelief and amazement – imbued with sarcasm yet in the form of an interrogative.  Indeed, this expression has siblings, but in the truest Brooklyn traditions, this dialectical delight has traveled the world and the world has traveled to it – and although in its spoken form, it is generally accompanied by a raised eyebrow and half puckered smirk …  I am confident that it is the only expression in English language use that can accomplish it’s goal in written form, without relying on the inclusion of profanity.

Team Obama, Low Grade Fanfare – Team Bush, Weapons-Grade System Gaming

by further rendering the Constitution a comedy sketch.

obama-transition

Not for nothin’ but …. even the usual suspects have opted for silence while the Obama team plans the transfer of power – fully engaged – and driven by actual data.  Meanwhile, George W. Bush has a team with the singular task of selling a huge “Nah !!” to the American public, with the goal of transmuting responsibility for the Iraq catastrophe, Bushonomics and the shredding of the US Constitution to Bill Clinton, Barack Obama and Democrats.  Considering that this has been a script written by Newt Gingrich and adapted for screen by Karl Rove – the corporate media may in fact have a field day by having a puppet theatre revival.

Apparently it’s begun with endless playing of more unearthed Nixon tapes.  While engaging as an historical reminder of dangerous personalities, while one of the most dangerous in history is still living in the White House and still signing dangerous orders that will create hurdles for years to come by further rendering the Constitution a comedy sketch.

kristolWilliam Kristol and the Body Politique Snatchers

his broadcasts are taking on the unmistakable sounds of desperation.

Not for nothin’ but … why do these people still have jobs?  Who are the people that continue to invest money and encourage these folks to continue in their roles as propagandists, long after the little dog has pulled the curtain open.  The Conservative Media Industrial Complex has begun to feed on itself in recent weeks, because their circular logic has driven their ratings into a nose-dive.  It apparently requires more than drug abuser Rush Limbaugh, or harangued fast-food aficionado Glenn Beck or even Roger Ailes’ Frankenstein-ish monster Sean Hannity can do in order to hold on to their disillusioned listeners.  These are quite often folks that invest in such tasteful decolletage as ‘truck nuts’, US Flags flying from poles bolted to the beds of pick-up trucks and inexplicable battles with skin disorders.

Is there actually still a market for neo-conservative political graffiti?  One would think that after 8 years of the deconstruction of the US Constitution, the neutering of the US Military and the largest re-distribution of wealth since the Roman Empire, some of the cheerleaders would fear for their lives – but alas, they apparently have made an industry, overnight, of re-writing history and attributing that last eight years of malfeasance to President-elect Barack Obama and his yet to be confirmed / installed Cabinet and team of advisers.  It is nightmarish world of make-believe that is subsidized by advertising dollars from companies that want your business, and just like gas prices that plummeted because the US population has fractionally reduced fuel consumption – these advertisers will react when we stop watching and listening to industrial propagandists.

George Will has been reduced to being corrected on air, continuously, while appearing in his weekly gig with George Stephanopoulos. Much of the legitimate Conservative establishment has taken to begging forgiveness from the public by covering Obama fairly, reminding folks that they predicted he would win and had sufficiently kicked dust in McCain’s eye’s before the election.  (Even though they didn’t actually do it until it was clear McCain was a goner.)

Most curious though, is the porker Limbaugh, who apparently has determined that no matter how bad thelimbaugh-pig1 situation is – as long as he makes the news a few times a week, it is better for him in the long run.  So with reckless abandon, the corpulent radio political satirist goes into overdrive and with a penchant of the absurd, has begun contradicting himself on daily basis.  So much, in fact, his broadcasts are taking on the unmistakable sounds of desperation.

tableAnd the Corporate Media

round table of journalists that are made even more uncomfortable by the mention of Nate Silver

Not for nothin’ but … I’ve seen more investigative journalism from Pravda during my time on the ground in the former USSR.  The news, news-talk and talking head cable streams have become a caricature of themselves with talking boxes, spinning circles and the latest and greatest gadgetry in order to distract viewers from noticing there is absolutely no substance whatsoever to the dialog.  Merely a series of ponderings, strung together with the same 20 film clips – snippets from competitive news programing, and, the ever irrelevant round table of journalists that are made even more uncomfortable by the mention of Nate Silver who out predicted the Beltway punditry so badly, a select group of disgraced pundits became unusually unavailable for nearly a week after the election.  But fear not … the newly re-relaxed hand-gun laws in DC notwithstanding, no one is fearing mass suicide.

Night after night, more of the rotating self-aggrandizing league of political know-it-alls, sit across from the former journalists, former speech writers and plethora of TV personalities that begs inquiry as to how they may have been hired – in endless provocative dialogs that have emerged as a new fiction art form.  Some consider it info-tainment, others classify it as commentary  My preference is to  classify it as Horror / Sci-fi and opt out of any further viewing.  There simply too many fine books to read to waste that much time sitting still while people I don’t like, say things – they don’t even understand.  An art form  perfected by DC’s favorite lunatic and possibly treasonist – Bob Novak.

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